Slumlord!
My place ain't worth shit oh
Nothing works and my
ceiling leaks quite a bit yo
Slumlord
You're a pain in my fat ass
There's a blizzard comin'
But I've got no gas
I said now man hah!
I knew you'd blow it
And if I had grass
I'd make you mow it every day
Just 'cause you're a prick and
For once I'd want things my way

I've got problems with my rent
I've got problems with my...

Slumlord!
I'll kill ya ta death, man
I'll knock your house down with a
Wreckin' ball so there's nothin' left
Me and the unabomber
Are gonna send you a bomb
Blow up your ass
And all my problems will be gone
So I've had enough of these tricks that
You think you can play on me
This ain't 3's Company
You Mr. Roper wanna be
I've had enough of your games
And I've had enough of your lies
When will you recognize
That it's you that I despise

I've got problems with my rent
I've got problems with my...

Slumlord!
I'm not paying my rent because I
Took that money and I had it all spent
I said on food and arms 'cause
I'm preparing my troops
Us tenants have banded together
And we're coming in groups
To fuck up your shit
And overthrow your ass
The mission of optimism
Will reign at last
So forget your negative ways
Get me outta this realty haze
This bullshit makes me crazed!
I think I might move out today

I've got problems with my rent
I've got problems with my...

Pay the rent! Fix my sink!