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Spring Fever (live)
03:28
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Sit and watch the tv weatherman
On the 10 o'clock news
Thought I'd have another crappy day
Of singin' the blues
But he said the sun's a comin' out
Oh it's groundhog's day
The rodent saw his shadow
Put the winter clothes away
Folks ya know what that means
Beatiful babies are here
I'm jumpin outta my seat
Cause it's my time of year oh yeah!
Spring fever's bowlin' me over
Like an eighteen-wheeler
Oh yeah!
Spring fever
Hot too hot too hot too hot!
I opened up my window
And put my head outside
Suck the air in my lungs
And I let out a sigh
Throw on some shorts
And I grab my skate
I said I gotta get a date before it's too late
The fine little ladies are all lookin' so sweet
The guys are in mack mode
And they all wanna cheat
There's so many freshies
That they swing and shake
I gotta get a date before it's too late oh yeah!
Spring fever's bowlin' me over
Like an eighteen-wheeler
Oh yeah!
Spring fever
Hot too hot too hot too hot!
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2. |
Fix My Sink
03:05
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Slumlord!
My place ain't worth shit oh
Nothing works and my
ceiling leaks quite a bit yo
Slumlord
You're a pain in my fat ass
There's a blizzard comin'
But I've got no gas
I said now man hah!
I knew you'd blow it
And if I had grass
I'd make you mow it every day
Just 'cause you're a prick and
For once I'd want things my way
I've got problems with my rent
I've got problems with my...
Slumlord!
I'll kill ya ta death, man
I'll knock your house down with a
Wreckin' ball so there's nothin' left
Me and the unabomber
Are gonna send you a bomb
Blow up your ass
And all my problems will be gone
So I've had enough of these tricks that
You think you can play on me
This ain't 3's Company
You Mr. Roper wanna be
I've had enough of your games
And I've had enough of your lies
When will you recognize
That it's you that I despise
I've got problems with my rent
I've got problems with my...
Slumlord!
I'm not paying my rent because I
Took that money and I had it all spent
I said on food and arms 'cause
I'm preparing my troops
Us tenants have banded together
And we're coming in groups
To fuck up your shit
And overthrow your ass
The mission of optimism
Will reign at last
So forget your negative ways
Get me outta this realty haze
This bullshit makes me crazed!
I think I might move out today
I've got problems with my rent
I've got problems with my...
Pay the rent! Fix my sink!
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Swing And Shake
03:25
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SWING SWING SWING SWING!
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!
I've got my brand new suit
With my brand new shirt
She wore thigh high stockings
And a schoolgirl skirt
These are the things
That make us go together
Like peas of a pod
And birds of a feather
She wore a pair of DMs
With a shit kicker sole
I wore my hardcore pumas
With my pants in a roll
There's no words worth sayin'
That need to be said
There's more to this relationship
Than bonin' in bed
Put my hand over my face
Cause you look so fine
Stop in my tracks
Cause you're stoppin' time
Like when a bomb goes off
My heart skips a beat
The explosion's so huge
It knocks me off my feet
Cause she swings...shakes
She swings...shakes
I wore a button up shirt
She wore a baby-tee
Hot damn man if you
Could only see what I see
She was boomin' up top
And in the back
I need a pace maker
For my heart attack
Ya know what they say
They say that love is blind
I know I can see
But I've lost my mind
Cause this girl's got the
P-bone in full effect
My head's a sweatin'
Cause she's got me a wreck
Smackin' it, flippin' it
And rubbin' it down
Oh nooooooooooo!
Kicked up side the head
Ya been kicked upside the head
I took off my shirt
Saw her underwear
I did the best I could
And tried not to stare
Couldn't get control like a fella should
Don't know how I got a girl so good
She looked at me and I looked at her
I gave her a wink as she began to purr
We got together like 2 dogs in heat
I don't mind being a piece of meat!
Put my hand over my face
Cause you look so fine
Stop in my tracks
Cause you're stoppin' time
Like when a bomb goes off
My heart skips a beat
The explosion's so huge
It knocks me off my feet
Cause she swings...shakes
She swings...shakes
SWING SWING SWING SWING!
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!
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