Sit and watch the tv weatherman On the 10 o'clock news Thought I'd have another crappy day Of singin' the blues But he said the sun's a comin' out Oh it's groundhog's day The rodent saw his shadow Put the winter clothes away Folks ya know what that means Beatiful babies are here I'm jumpin outta my seat Cause it's my time of year oh yeah! Spring fever's bowlin' me over Like an eighteen-wheeler Oh yeah! Spring fever Hot too hot too hot too hot! I opened up my window And put my head outside Suck the air in my lungs And I let out a sigh Throw on some shorts And I grab my skate I said I gotta get a date before it's too late The fine little ladies are all lookin' so sweet The guys are in mack mode And they all wanna cheat There's so many freshies That they swing and shake I gotta get a date before it's too late oh yeah! Spring fever's bowlin' me over Like an eighteen-wheeler Oh yeah! Spring fever Hot too hot too hot too hot!

Slumlord! My place ain't worth shit oh Nothing works and my ceiling leaks quite a bit yo Slumlord You're a pain in my fat ass There's a blizzard comin' But I've got no gas I said now man hah! I knew you'd blow it And if I had grass I'd make you mow it every day Just 'cause you're a prick and For once I'd want things my way I've got problems with my rent I've got problems with my... Slumlord! I'll kill ya ta death, man I'll knock your house down with a Wreckin' ball so there's nothin' left Me and the unabomber Are gonna send you a bomb Blow up your ass And all my problems will be gone So I've had enough of these tricks that You think you can play on me This ain't 3's Company You Mr. Roper wanna be I've had enough of your games And I've had enough of your lies When will you recognize That it's you that I despise I've got problems with my rent I've got problems with my... Slumlord! I'm not paying my rent because I Took that money and I had it all spent I said on food and arms 'cause I'm preparing my troops Us tenants have banded together And we're coming in groups To fuck up your shit And overthrow your ass The mission of optimism Will reign at last So forget your negative ways Get me outta this realty haze This bullshit makes me crazed! I think I might move out today I've got problems with my rent I've got problems with my... Pay the rent! Fix my sink!

SWING SWING SWING SWING! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE! I've got my brand new suit With my brand new shirt She wore thigh high stockings And a schoolgirl skirt These are the things That make us go together Like peas of a pod And birds of a feather She wore a pair of DMs With a shit kicker sole I wore my hardcore pumas With my pants in a roll There's no words worth sayin' That need to be said There's more to this relationship Than bonin' in bed Put my hand over my face Cause you look so fine Stop in my tracks Cause you're stoppin' time Like when a bomb goes off My heart skips a beat The explosion's so huge It knocks me off my feet Cause she swings...shakes She swings...shakes I wore a button up shirt She wore a baby-tee Hot damn man if you Could only see what I see She was boomin' up top And in the back I need a pace maker For my heart attack Ya know what they say They say that love is blind I know I can see But I've lost my mind Cause this girl's got the P-bone in full effect My head's a sweatin' Cause she's got me a wreck Smackin' it, flippin' it And rubbin' it down Oh nooooooooooo! Kicked up side the head Ya been kicked upside the head I took off my shirt Saw her underwear I did the best I could And tried not to stare Couldn't get control like a fella should Don't know how I got a girl so good She looked at me and I looked at her I gave her a wink as she began to purr We got together like 2 dogs in heat I don't mind being a piece of meat! Put my hand over my face Cause you look so fine Stop in my tracks Cause you're stoppin' time Like when a bomb goes off My heart skips a beat The explosion's so huge It knocks me off my feet Cause she swings...shakes She swings...shakes SWING SWING SWING SWING! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!